multislacking

“Add a touch of music every time you step into the bathroom. Toity Tunes is a unique device you simply place inside your toilet roll. Each time you pull the roll a happy tune plays. Batteries included.”

A few years ago, my mom came across a bulk pack of these, and every holiday season since, she has dug them up and hidden them in all of the toilet paper rolls. A recent pee of mine was just concluded with “Ode to Joy.” I guess that means it’s almost Christmas! (:

I’m not very comfortable with eating raisins. This is because I drink alot of water, and when I think about consuming raisins (or dried fruit of any kind, really) I picture them swelling back up into grapes inside of me. I am aware that this is impossible (62% sure), given the fact that chewing is involved in eating. However, it’s still terrifying for me to eat them. Because, okay, a person fills more easily on grapes than on raisins, naturally. So, if I was to mindlessly snack on a whole bunch of raisins, it’s all pretty small in my stomach. Then maybe I eat some ice cream or something, which parches me so I drink a bottle of water… and NOW the raisins swell back up and I have a huge bag of grapes in my stomach plus ice cream and there’s just not enough room for all of that because I had a big lunch! Who knows what could happen! I sure don’t. Ugh, fuck raisins.

El Scorcho made my Sunday. (:

As temperature decreases, disdain for singleness increases.
My hands are freeeeeeezing.

I thought this was pretty funny/true, but red apples should be moved up a few units on this otherwise accurate chart. (:

…off to Target to get my candy cane fix! It’s been tooo long. (:

Shipping off to Boston - Dropkick Murphys 
Fuck yeah! (:

I love these xkcd comics so much. (:

This day is playing out pretty well. (:

(via likeneelyohara)